Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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