Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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