Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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