They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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