I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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