Me too!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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