What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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