hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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