a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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