I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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