don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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