I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she told me i tasted like america
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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