Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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