What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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