I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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