i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
