Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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