Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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