watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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