quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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