I didn't shave. On purpose
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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