We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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