I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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