As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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