What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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