people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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