This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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