your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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