I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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