pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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