wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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