Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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