What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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