Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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