I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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