Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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