why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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