My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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