i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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