after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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