Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is it because I queefed?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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