So drunk its hurt
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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