My brain says no but my pants say off.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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