Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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