is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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