there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
its liver damage thursday
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