Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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