Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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