Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
