All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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