it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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