she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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