white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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