O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
